We Love Lindsay Lohan With Clothes On!

December 26, 2011 by koolnews

Guess the press from her Playboy cover paid off?

Lindsay Lohan is the new face of Jag Jeans.

The 25-year-old starlet has appeared in the new campaign of Jag Jeans, and is seen showing off her figure in a sexy picture . Linds is rockin’ short jean shorts, a white fringed vest and serious bedhead.

So does Lindsay Lohan look good with her clothes on, too?
Despite her flawed actions, she is just sexy, sexy ,sexy, cute, talented and a mess.

Nice legs, sure, after Photoshop!!. Lindsay‘s legs don’t really look that. They are stockier than what’s shown. It’s the same thing with the Playboy spread –
Lilo’s Playboy spread and campaigns go hand in hand.

Lindsay Lohan Signs Endorsement Deal with Jag Jeans (celebs.gather.com)
Lindsay Lohan Got a Job… Again! (923now.radio.com)

Lindsay Lohan: The Second Coming Leaked on Playboy

December 8, 2011 by koolnews

A big sad joke, if any!

You can read all the leak news here

But some annoying questions jump on

Is this Lindsay Lohan, the angel baby face in “Parents Trap”? I might be wrong but she looks as if she’s in rehab or just finished a community service session. Her boobs are sagging with stumpy bird legs, a 26 years going to 62, a woman worn out from porn business. She better keeps her clothes on and spends in good bra.

Compare this LEAKED pic with Lilo’s look in the “Mean Girls”; she looked all natural, beautiful Long red hair with unique freckles, and a filled out sexy body ..

But Let’s give her the benefit of doubt;

Lindsay always looks inept when trying to pose “sexy”.
The awkward angle of shooting, and the straddling position she assumed folding over the bunny.

What about Playboy’s LEAK move

Is it Playboy’s way of making up for their cover girl’s lack of promotional appearance
The “cover” has been leaked? Who cares about the cover? It’s what is on the inside that counts. :
The publicist mentioned “…strategically covers her private parts.” How do parts that have been so public over the years suddenly become private?
Why buy the playboy issue when you can rent the movie Machette and see her totally nude for a buck?!!!
Not leaked. Deliberately put out there for free publicity from sites like this

When careers head south, the clothes come off. . Next comes Hustler, then on to B grade porn

But not all hope is lost, Go back to your natural look, clean up, make peace with yourself and we’ll see a second coming Lindsey!

Update 12/09 : Lindsay Lohan Stories

Lindsay Lohan Leaked Photos from Playboy Still Online! Where? Here! (celebs.gather.com)
Will Lindsay Lohan Playboy Issue Break Sales Record? (thehollywoodgossip.com)

Lindsay Lohan and the Bracelet of hope

May 25, 2010 by koolnews

How Lindsay Lohan Can Pull Off Wearing an Alcohol-Monitoring Bracelet

Lilo wearing the bracelet in 2007

Is it true that everyone loves a loser? Is Lilo really a loser?

Lindsay Lohan has been through some really difficult time.. She has troubles with her parents, drug addiction, drinking like a fish, ruined relationships, fading career, everything seems to be collapsing down in her life.

To add insult into injury, Lindsay Lohan now has to put on a blood-alcohol monitoring SCRAM bracelet. It’s strapped to the ankle and determines the blood alcohol content of the wearer’s sweat, which means if LiLo’s been drinking it will alert authorities , she will be locked behind closed doors for a long time.

Lindsay has a whole life ahead of her and she has enough money to live off if she gets focused on rehab.
Life is not a game. She has a lot of mess to clean up. She needs professional help with her wild behavior.

Every cloud has a silver lining.

Update: Leaked Playboy cover image

Lindsay Lohan-style “sobriety bracelets” trialled in UK (mirror.co.uk)
Lindsay Lohan: Jag Jeans Campaign Shots! (justjared.buzznet.com)

Lindsay Lohan, Double Arrest orders in two continents?!

May 21, 2010 by koolnews

Lindsay Lohan is outfoxing the law!

A photograph of Lohan partying in Cannes, next to a table with what appears to be coke on it.

Later on Lindsay is saying the cocaine photo was “set up.” What a relief..

Lindsay is at Cannes Film Festival to promote her new film about Linda Lovelace, a Los Angeles County Superior Court judge issued a warrant for her arrest, stating that she had “no valid excuse” for ignoring a probation hearing in a drunken-driving case.

According to Reuters, hours later, her legal team posted bail of $100,000, , which allows Ms. Lohan to stay away from jail by providing money that would be forfeited if she became a fugitive. Ms. Lohan’s lawyer, told the judge that the actress was stranded in France because her passport had been stolen at the festival. The same lawyer has since said that Ms. Lohan got a new passport, though it was unclear when she would return to Los Angeles.

Lindsay has been on a one-way trip for a long time, what a waste!

Lindsay Lohan Playbook Cover ” New Record“

Lilo New Dominican Sue

Lilo’s Fake Breasts

Lilo for Liz