Beware: Sexy Poison In Her Vagina

Marriage is  very much like war. We may even have to use poison gas at times.

In Brazil A man alleged his wife tried to kill him by inseting poison into her vagina and inviting him to drink from the furry cup she made.  (See Vagina From Hell).

Why? The husband, from São José do Rio Preto, in the state of São Paulo, told cops he and his wife  had an argument (he sure deserves to die).  She then allegedly doused her privates with a “toxic substance” before suggesting her other half eat at the Y. “It’s good soap. It’ll add poison ivy?

Luckily for the intended victim, he smelt something fishy before diving in, and spoiled the cunning plan.

Given the “odd” nature of the case, officer s, of Rio Preto’s 4th Police District, have decided to probe deeper into the matter before taking any action. Search for the woman, a jealous woman can be more poisonous than a snake

Always remember: “One man’s poison Ivy is another man’s spinach

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