Abigail Clancy: Ouch caught offside inside a hooker’s box


Peter Crouch bonked a  £800 teenage hooker.

Crouch spent a night with Monica Mint for £800 in Madrid. Crouch first asked Monica to do carpet munching while in the back of a taxi, which according to the prostitute she did for fifteen minutes. He then banged  the prostitute in a Madrid hotel

His model fiancée, Abigail Clancy, squealed calling him every name in her periodic table of slurs. Close sources says the 7F6 Tottenham striker was now visible only under a magnifying lens.

The glamorous model and her supersized star aside, what is going on with the English football. A humiliating booting  out from the World Cup should have cornered overpaid stars to a muted life style.  Instead, we are living a football fiasco on daily basis. What a role model for football loving kids.

Any way,  You think Abigail, would dump her multi-millionaire fiancée?

I say NAY.

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